Another round draw, is the one holding the deagle a ct? 
Another round draw, you know that I protect the VIP... 

What's up, this is noodle? I'm bringing you the real cs rap for all you L33T gamers out there. 

Log on, frag you all. Server start the round up. 
Beat me the CT, too bad you're suckin it up! 
FNP-90 Yah we hookin that up... 
And when they playin like a [bad word]  baby we got to clean up. 
Don't be jealous, AOL us, cause we ain't laggin up. 
Low life, yo knife just ain't cuttin me up 

You be tryin to be snipin in Militia fo sho, 
kick my team some TMP's and through the sewers we go. 
Terrorist huddle by the tunnels, but you know I don't care. 
Up the ladder we be going dodgin all your crosshairs.  [bad word]  quit lagging, all fragging if you got a high ping. 
Take a bullet from my SIG, that's what you get for camping. 
Shot sound, are you're down till the end of the round. 
And if you ALT+TABBIN now, you just lost your sound. 

Respawn, plant the bomb, try to beat the CT's. 
And if you use arrow keys, then you below with noobies. 

Another round draw, it's the camper with the A-W-P. 
Another round draw, you know I always camp on CS_ITALY. 
Straight off the fu_ckin chan's of I-R-C. 
We never cheat with manditory PB. 
We shoot to kill holding A-Dubbs. 
The kill stealing whoop-de-whoop noobie what? 
Spray and pray para bullets through the cracks. 
With lamers in the chat spamming "Wall Hacks!" 

Clip in the strap, dippin through hoods. 
Carbine, MAC-10, Ingram what? 
Respawn out to the bomb site. 
I can't make a sound, but as I quickly found, I left my walk key unbound. 
1 on 1, I gotta plant the bomb to win the round, 
with my best on, and my best gun. 
I get my flash on, and my smoke on. 
And go own with, a gun with a scope on. 
Plant the bomb then [bad word] and reload and pull my knife out as [bad word] and the C4 explodes.