I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband's heart [bad word] 
So the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
 [bad word] on and dip, bum on your lips
 [bad word] that, [bad word] on your lips, and some on your [bad word] 
And get ready, cause this [bad word] #39;s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, [bad word] YOU DEBBIE!

 [bad word]  Eminem]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

[Verse Two: Eminem]
Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
'til [bad word] along on a mission and yells [bad word] #33;!!
visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my [bad word] {*smak*
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so [bad word] much of my [bad word]  you asked for me?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

 [bad word] 

[Verse Three: Eminem]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go [bad word] for tat with
anybody who's talkin this [bad word]  that [bad word] 
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your [bad word] kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit [bad word] 
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded [bad word]  blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listen to techno
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices*
But sometimes the [bad word] just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
No I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me

 [bad word] 

{*Eminem sings this twice:
"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

[Eminem] Kids!