You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm sellin records
Now everybody wants [bad word] around like I owe em somethin
What the [bad word] you want from me, ten million dollars [bad word] out of here

You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever gave a [bad word] before,
all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me)
Now everybody [bad word] they mouth
and try to take shots at me (take shots at me)

Yo, you might see me Joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a [bad word] won't quit barkin(grrrr, ARF ARF)
Or leanin out a window holdin a [bad word] shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car they shot 'Puc in
Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace [bad word] off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been thier's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin
startin [bad word] like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman 
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin
The instinct to kill N'Sync, don't get me started
These [bad word] brats can't sing and Britney's garbage
What's this [bad word] retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate [bad word] whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of [bad word] Boy and girl groups make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you [bad word] in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some [bad word] in Vibe to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me [bad word] around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in [bad word] who spray Faygo Root Beer
and call themselves clowns cause they look [bad word] [bad word] 2Dope and Silent [bad word] Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away 
I;m not a wrestler, I'll knock you [bad word] back and the [bad word] out
Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out
after they ducked out the back when they saw us and punked out(AHHH!)
Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they [bad word]  blaow!
Look at [bad word] your mouth again
when you ain't seen a [bad word] Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim [bad word] " you [bad word] right, Slim [bad word] I don't get [bad word] in mine like you two little flaming [bad word] 

Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm not a wrestler guy,
I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about [bad word] and see me on the streets alone
if you [bad word] doubt me  [bad word] doubt me)
And if you [bad word] your mouth [bad word] take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie [bad word]  get off me, go [bad word] Puffy
Now because of this blond mop that's on top
and this [bad word] up head that I've got, I've gone pop? (pop)
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did some shi