I'm a little disappointed in you
And I think you should be too
You just waste all of your time
With your blonde partner in crime

So tell me about the boys you've kissed
And all the chances that I missed
I can't say that I'm impressed
Cause this is not you at your best

I suffered through bad Chinese food
Just for a chance to talk to you
Now I know just who you are
It's a shame we let things get this far

So tell me about the girls you've kissed
And all the chances that I missed
I can't say that I'm impressed
Cause this is not you at your best

And we'll get dinner whenever I'm home
But I'll never tell you, I'm happy that you're alone
You deserve to be alone

Your bright eyes and perfect dress
Don't hide the fact that you're a mess
And every night that you go drink
I hope it gives you time to think
About the way that things could have turned out
If you kept your tongue in your own [bad word] mouth
About the way that things could have been
If you hadn't cheated on me then