I'm Cyril McFlip and I'm here to discover
How two best friends fell out with each other
Before today, they were thick as thieves
Spending all their time, watching scary movies
But now we know there's something wrong
And that is why I'm singing this song

Cyril McFlip
Cyril McFlip
He always gets to the bottom of it
He can solve any mystery
For he's the best detective in history
 [bad word]  Maybe Sunil and Vinnie both wanted to live in this house, which was mostly haunted
Vinnie: Aaah, there's a ghost!
Sunil: Move it! Out of my way, slowpoke!
 [bad word]  Or maybe they both had a secret desire to ride a ferocious Saber tooth Tiger
Sunil: You sit by the teeth!
Vinnie: No, I wanna be in the back!

Cyril McFlip
Cyril McFlip
He always gets to the bottom of it
He can solve any mystery
For he's the best detective in history

What we know for sure, is that Sunil and Vinnie are no longer speaking
And that is a pity
Maybe they argued over who was better
At eating those spicy Jalapeño peppers

When two friends fight, it's such a shame
It's hard to know just who's to blame
Maybe they fought over who was taller
Or who could hold their breath for longer

Cyril McFlip
Cyril McFlip
He can solve any mystery
For he's the best detective in history