Kelly won't kiss my friend Cassandra,
Jessica won't play ball.
Mandy won't share her friend Miranda,
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Amanda won't leave me empty handed,
Got her number from the bathroom stall.
Brandy just got way too much baggage,
And that [bad word] just gets old.

But I got a girl who can put on a show,
The dollar decides how far you can go.

She wraps those hands around that pole,
She licks those lips and off we go,
She takes it off nice and slow,
'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'!

She don't play nice, she makes me beg,
She drops that dress around her legs,
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this,
PORNSTAR DANCIN'!

Your body's lightin' up the room.
I want a naughty girl like you.
There's nothing harder to do.

Stacy's gunna save herself for marriage,
But that's just not my style.
She's got a pair that's nice to stare at,
But I want Girls Gone Wild.

But I know a place where there's always a show,
The dollar decides how far you can go.

She wraps those hands around that pole,
She licks those lips and off we go,
She takes it off nice and slow,
'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'!

She don't play nice, she makes me beg,
She drops that dress around her legs,
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this,
PORNSTAR DANCIN'!

Your body's lightin' up the room.
I want a naughty girl like you.
Let's throw a party just for two,
You know those normal girls won't do.

She wraps those hands around that pole,
She licks those lips and off we go,
She takes it off nice and slow,
'Cause that's PORNSTAR DANCIN'!

She don't play nice, she makes me beg,
She drops that dress around her legs,
And I'm sittin' right by the stage for this,
PORNSTAR DANCIN'!