Bah! Hum Bug! Santa’s on [bad word]  he says “I Hate Christmas” 
Ho Ho he sneered as they pulled his beard “I Hate Christmas” 
I Hate Christmas “And the department stores” 
I Hate Christmas “They sharpen their claws” 
I Hate Christmas “Its such a farce” 
“Take Christmas and blow it out your……. chimney” 
I don’t care and I’ts just not fair, “I hate Christmas” 
Gotta visit the rellies and there’s [bad word] on telly and “I Hate Christmas”
If Jesus were here he’d shriek in fear “I Hate Christmas”
“I hope I’m not the reason for this silly season I Hate Christmas” 
I Hate Christmas “What a rotten birthday” 
I Hate Christmas “I’d rather hide away” 
I Hate Christmas “From this yule tide feast” 
I Hate Christmas “Rather hang out at Easter” 
I don’t care and its just not fair I Hate Christmas 
Away in a manger away from danger I Hate Christmas
Presents and cards its all to hard too many people offended 
Kiss kiss kiss cross ‘em off your list the relationship has ended 
I Hate Christmas And the carols sung 
I Hate Christmas It’s for the very young 
I Hate Christmas Ask kids if its [bad word] 
I Hate Christmas “We hate it too!” 
I don’t care and its just not fair“I Hate Christmas” 
Mum’s gone neurotic Dads psychotic and I Hate Christmas”
The nativity play can’t get underway they’re still searchin’ 
Far and wide they just can’t find three wise men and a virgin 
I Hate Christmas songs of peace and joy 
I Hate Christmas And the little [bad word] Boy 
I Hate Christmas And what it’s [bad word] 
Stick Christmas up your [bad word] par pum pum! 
I don’t care and its just not fair I Hate Christmas 
All the parties and junk, just gotta stay [bad word] ‘coz I Hate Christmas
I Hate Christmas I Hate Christmas I Hate Christmas 
(We all hate Christmas)………..