Oh, I went to the Doctor
I said "Doctor, please, what do you do when your [bad word] love leaves?"
He said "The hardest thing in the world to do
Is to find somebody believes in you

Make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad sad song
Make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad song..."

And so I went to the whippoorwill
I said "whippoorwill, please, what do you do when your [bad word] love leaves?"
He said "I only have but one trick up my sleeve
I sing it over and over till [bad word] back to me

I make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad sad song
I make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad song..."

And so I went to the whale
I said "killer whale, please, what do you do when your [bad word] love leaves?"
He said "I only have but one trick up my sleeve
I sing it over and over till [bad word] back to me

I make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad sad song
I make a sad, make a sad, make a sad sad song..."

Oh, I went to my mama
I said "mama, please, what do you do when your [bad word] love leaves?"
She said "the hardest thing in the world to do
is to find somebody believes in you,"