God [bad word] dammit Dave 
There goes the last [bad word] that I ever gave 
Isn’t it ironic? Used to be platonic 
Then I realized I’m horns over heels for 
God [bad word] dammit Dave 

Making bedroom eyes at any 
Pretty boy or girl or troll, 
He always knows just how to [bad word] me off 
Even if I beg he won’t lay off 

God [bad word] dammit Dave! 
If only I could manage to escape 
All your hipster witchcraft, don’t you [bad word] dare laugh! 
Just leave me alone, I just need some time alone 
(I just need some time alone, I just need some time alone…) 
*siiiigh* God [bad word] dammit Dave 

This bridge is [bad word] so you might feel pity 
For my tragic tale of [bad word] 
Can you distract me when he’s so attractively 
Holding my weakness against me, the [bad word] 
Will he persist even after I kiss him 
I hate him, I love him 
But I keep on trying to prove that 
I loathe how I swoon 
I’m losing my confidence 

I want you 
I want you 
I want you god [bad word] dammit Dave! 

If I had a star to wish on 
For my life I cant imagine 
Any other stoic [bad word] 
Mirror shades won’t hide it if he stares 
Love me, hate me, [bad word] me, I DON’T CARE!! 

God [bad word] dammit Dave 
I might not be real experienced with humans 
But who am I fooling while my blood is pooling 
At the pit of me, as I lie awake and 
God [bad word] dammit Dave 
Whisper in my ear with your stupid voice 
Tell me that you love me, that you’re thinking of me 
Straight and to the point 
That is why I hate you 
God [bad word] dammit Dave