Here I am,
There she is,
There you go,
Tryin' to fill her every wish,
You're so blind,
See no harm,
She's got a reputation as long as your arm,

I can't help,
Find out for yourself,
Be her fool,
Nothing I can do,
'Cause she don't play,
She don't play by [bad word] 

Would you guess,
Just last week,
That someone dancing on the string was me,
Feels so good,
Having fun,
You've got no mind for trouble,
But here [bad word] 

I can't help,
Find out for yourself,
Be her fool,
Nothing I can do,
'Cause she don't play,
She don't play by [bad word] 

You think you've got her
Out for number nine for a while  (??? Mayall's diction can be awful.)
When your ??? has no silver,
You find no mercy in her smile

Here I am,
There she is,
There you go,
Tryin' to fill her every wish,
You're so blind,
See no harm,
She's got a reputation as long as your arm,

I can't help,
Find out for yourself,
Be her fool,
Nothing I can do,
'Cause she don't play,
She don't play by [bad word] 
I said she don't play,
She don't play by [bad word]