Dear [bad word] 
I don't think I like you any more
you use to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear [bad word] 
I dont like you anymoe
it use to be u and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine 
that's all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed
and I think your the one to blame 
dear [bad word] I dont like you anymore
he says
dear Rodney 
I dont think I like you any more
cause when you get to drinkin
you put me places I've never been before
dear Rodney I don't like you anymore
why can't we just get a grip 
on our man to hand relationship [bad word] to terms to [bad word] how we feel
if we put our heads together
we'ed just stay home forever
dear [bad word] I think I like you afterall
o and Rodney while your shaving shave my balls