Swingin' Hula Girl
 [bad word] is basically country/syncopated: sounds like Boom, chicka Boom, chicka Boom, chicka Boom. 
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Out on an island in the middle of the sea
There's a swingin' hula girl that waits for me
Her eyes are softer than the moonlight on the sand
I want to be her swingin' hula man
 [bad word] My swingin' hula, I'm actin' like a fool-a
Where did you go to school-a to learn to dance that way
Your moves excite me, I want you I mean nightly
Do you think I might be your hula man some day?

Up a semitone - That means one fret dude. If you feel like it that is, but it adds a dramatic sense of 'ai kapu about the whole thing, ya dig daddy-o?

I heard the pounding of the [bad word] not far away
Her father told me that I really shouldn't stay
We said goodbye because they said our love was wrong
We were two swingers, swingin' right along
 [bad word] My swingin' hula, I'm actin' like a fool-a
Where did you go to school-a to learn to dance that way
Your moves excite me, I want you I mean nightly
Do you think I might be your hula man some day?

I heard the pounding of the [bad word] not far away
Her father told me that I really shouldn't stay
We said goodbye because they said our love was wrong
We were two swingers, swingin' right along
 [bad word] My swingin' hula, I'm actin' like a fool-a
Where did you go to school-a to learn to dance that way
Your moves excite me, I want you I mean nightly
Do you think I might be your hula man some day?
Your hula man some day?
Your hula man some day?