Got a idea tell you what let's do
 Let's go out to that place on the Turtle Bayou
 We'll maybe get lucky, maybe get shot
 It couldn't be half of the trouble I got

 Turtle Bayou turn around
 Turtle Bayou turn around

 Just another night with the missus and me
 Settin' on the couch watchin' Court TV
 Lemme tell you son it can sure get real
 If you ever get to thinkin' it's a done deal

 [bad word] 
 Turtle Bayou Turn Around
 Get your big feet up off the ground
 Turtle Bayou Turn Around
 We'll pass a good time out past the lights of town

 [bad word] from the land of the Bois d'Arc tree
 Scotts Irish and Cherokee
 [bad word] down here when the Northers blow
 'Cause she don't care for the ice and snow

 [bad word] x1)

 Take my hand Oklahoma Jane
 One little dance wouldn't hurt a thing
 Now it's noon I'm rolling up the drive
 And I ain't even got a decent lie

 Doesn't everybody get that way sometimes
 I was lookin' at every woman but mine
 I was lookin' at the faces, lookin' at the parts
 Lookin' through the hole in the bottom of my heart

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