Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me?
Excellent...Let's play.... follow my party [bad word] STEP # 1 Let's get HIGH
Do u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you!
Puff puff pass....Puff puff pass ...Oh Yes!
Your on your way to [bad word] a real party animal
Have you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong
 
Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!!
Step # 2
You must swallow large quantities of alcohol,
Where's the [bad word] Jagermiester [bad word] 
It must be chilled to perfection,
Difficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the way
Preferred method is....to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger
.... Not Jay-Z
Can you taste the deer?
 
Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ....Show me whatchu got!!
 
Step # J3
Beer.... may be consumed several ways...Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mug
If the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your [bad word] and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and better
and better
and better
and better