There was this one time not too long ago
 I saw this one girl that made my heart explode
 She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho
 If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

 I've never spoken to her
 Not even a word
 I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
 But believe me, I've tried, but to no avail
 When I flirt with girls, I always fail

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman can't get a girlfriend
 He's tryin' real hard
 But he can't get a girlfriend

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman can't get a girlfriend
 He's tryin' real hard
 But he can't get a girlfriend

 It's about time that I face my fears,
 Or I'll regret this for years and years
 Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl
 Hey there, Boxman, my name is pretty girl

 Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this
 .. You smell that ? It smells like [bad word]  Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee
 Will you please go on a date with me ?

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman just got a girlfriend
 Even after [bad word] his pants,
 Boxman just got a girlfriend

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman just got a girlfriend
 Even after [bad word] his pants,
 Boxman just got a girlfriend

 Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot ?
 You know that kinda thing will get you shot
 Humans and boxes just don't intertwine
 I could have you arrested for this crime

 What's wrong with you, man ? It's the 21st century
 Why you gotta go and act so elementary ?
 I'm human inside, although it doesn't show [bad word] on baby, let's go

 I'm not gonna let people bring me down
 Now that's just something that I won't allow
 I taught myself that I should just walk away
 But then I always pour boiling water in thier face

 If there's something that I've learned from all this,
 It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates
 But sticking together through thick and thin
 And if someone's a [bad word]  throw hot water on him

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman has got a girlfriend
 He's wanted for attempted murder
 But he still has a girlfriend

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman has got a girlfriend
 He's wanted for attempted murder
 But he still has a girlfriend

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman has got a girlfriend

 Boxman
 Boxman
 Boxman has got a boyfriend ?!