The day is done, it's friday night
the guys are out to watch the fight
these weekends make me awful glad
the [bad word] to my pad
when I get home [bad word] speed
disregarding my safety
I'm taken aback to my surprise
the look of date night in her eyes

watch this [bad word] painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know,
the fighting scenes they kinda blow
all curled up blanket socks
another tissue from the box
not what you'd call a sobbing creature
watching all the bonus features

stuck in [bad word]  it's that so far
gene shalit gives this four stars
I'm kinda [bad word]  I'm kinda sour
the party starts in half an hour
world's apart for noh and al
he's kinda bummed, he builds a house
and then I turn where no one sees
I must have choked or sneezed

watch this [bad word] painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know,
the fighting scenes kinda blow
all curled up blanket socks
another tissue from the box

not what you'd call a sobbing creature
watching all the bonus features

and now I'm reading every [bad word] book
they're paid by her, she gives that look
of pride my shame, I kinda like
the scene they make out on the bike
my friends all think I'm watching ufc