I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  and [bad word] 
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  and [bad word] 
Wow! ...and [bad word] doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, [bad word] [bad word] here,
man. Hey [bad word]  meet Toots. Toots, [bad word]  [bad word]  Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your ist
snack. I mean New Nabisco [bad word] , and new Cheese [bad word]  Corn [bad word] 
Pizza [bad word]  Sesame [bad word]  Onion [bad word]  Tater [bad word]  "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's [bad word]  I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm [bad word] insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like [bad word] and [bad word]  Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you like  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] "
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned [bad word] earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are [bad word] and [bad word]  which go
together of course. little accedental humor there. The reason that [bad word] and [bad word] are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind [bad word] and [bad word] but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you [bad word]  I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word [bad word]  I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word [bad word] is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a  film with 2 people making love
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word [bad word] for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna [bad word] you now, but we're gonna [bad word] you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole [bad word]  ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can n