And if your heart stops beating,
I'll be here wondering,
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life 
Won't wait,
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead,
No one ever had much nice to say,
I think I never liked you anyways,
Take me from the hospital bed,
Wouldn't it be grand if it were exactly what you planned
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead,
Oh Dead!

Tongue tied and Oh so squeamish,
You never fell in love,
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven,
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end and if your life
Won't wait,
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that youre dead
No one ever had much nice to say,
I think I never liked you anyways,
O take, me from the hospital bed,
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead 

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found [bad word] in your heart...
So long, cause now you've got
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most that you can give?

One, two, one, two, three, four
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
 [bad word] on
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,
La la la la la,

O [bad word] If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing
If life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing

If life ain't just a joke, then why am I dead?
DEAD!