i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov 
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !

and then i'll show you all of mine [bad word] ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair 

i built many buildings, 
well some of them have failed 
i had to leave my country, 
so through the sea i sailed ! 

Refrain 
 [bad word] me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here [bad word] me, i'm an engineer
what the [bad word] did just happened here ? [bad word] me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !  [bad word] me, i'm an engineer !
oh [bad word]  i think i'm outta here !

i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure ! [bad word] have no chance ! 

you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss ! 

my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !

since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i [bad word] in expert mode !
 [bad word] : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now, 
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know

you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn

i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew ! 

i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? ! 
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a [bad word] ! 

my bicycle is wearing shoes 
showel bazooka is in use 
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !

i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash 
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...

Outtro with
 [bad word] me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here [bad word] me, i'm an engineer
what the [bad word] did just happened here ? [bad word] me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !  [bad word] me, i'm an engineer !
oh [bad word]  i think i'm outta here !