Picture yourself when you're getting old
 Sat by the fireside a-pondering on
 Picture book, pictures of your mama
 Taken by your papa, a long time ago
 Picture book of people with each other
 To prove they love each other, a long ago

 Na, na, na, na, na, na
 Na, na, na, na, na, na
 Picture book, picture book

 picture of you in your birthday suit
 You sat in the sun on a hot afternoon
 Picture book, your mama and your papa
 And fat old uncle Charlie out [bad word] with their friends

 Picture book, a holiday in August
 Outside a bed and breakfast in sunny Southend
 Picture book when you were just a baby
 Those days when you were happy, a long time ago

 Na, na, na, na, na, na
 Na, na, na, na, na, na
 Picture book, picture book
 Picture book, picture book

 Picture book
 Na, na, na, na, na
 Na, na, na, na, na
 A-scooby-dooby-doo

 Picture book
 Na, na, na, na, na
 Na, na, na, na, na
 A-scooby-dooby-doo

 Picture book, pictures of your mama
 Taken by your papa, a long time ago
 Long time ago, long time ago
 Long time ago
 Yeah, yeah, yeah