foot in the street & a foo in the gutter –
 that’s on foot in the morning rain –
 Just round the corner, a hole full of water,
 and hot dog!, it’s a holiday!
 Splish splash in a pool of puddle,
 don’t trip up on a tidal wave – 
 you’ll crash in a murky muddle…

 Then you’ll know how it feels
 To know you’re not real.

 Went for a walk and I climbed up a tower –
 it seemed like a thousand years
 til I reached the top – oh, and I picked a flower
 that grew through the stratosphere!

 Drop down to a cloud or jetstream
 don’t trip up on a weathervane – 
 you’ll drown in a world or wet dream…

 Then you’ll know how it feels
 To know you’re not real.

 I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny – 
 I hoped for some return.
 Next time I saw her she gave me a penny
 wrapped up in a gummy worm –
 [bad word] round in a field or meadow –
 don’t trip up on a sugarcane – 
 Fall down in a lazy shadow…

 Then you’ll know how it feels
 To know you’re not real.