[Fluttershy] 
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight 
It's abundantly clear 
That somewhere out here 
Is the pet that will suit you just right

[Rainbow Dash] 
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a [bad word] 
It's of utmost importance 
The pet that I get 
Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it! 
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

[Rainbow Dash] 
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

[Fluttershy] 
Sure! How 'bout a bunny? 
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

[Rainbow Dash] 
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?

[Fluttershy] 
Rainbow, have faith 
You see, I will bet you 
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

 [bad word] on, the sky's the limit! 
Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly. 
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you! 
Rainbow Dash: Pass.

[Fluttershy] 
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide 
There are otters and seals 
With massive appeal

Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly. 
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water! 
[seal barks] 
Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

[Fluttershy] 
Wait! There must be a pet here 
That will fit the ticket 
How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler. 
Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash 
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!

Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel. 
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. flying squirrel! 
Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it 
I need a pet to keep up with me 
Something awesome, something flying 
With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly. 
Rainbow Dash: Ya think?

[Fluttershy] 
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky 
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.

[Fluttershy] 
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? 
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that 
There are falcons and eagles 
They are both quite regal 
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.

So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.

[Rainbow Dash] 
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too 
Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?

Fluttershy: No.
I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

[Rainbow Dash] 
What to do, what to do? [gasp] 
prize! That's it! There's really just one way 
To find out which animal's best 
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts 
That will put each pet to the test

[Fluttershy] 
Don't forget style, that should be considered

[Rainbow Dash] 
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

[Fluttershy] 
The one who is awesome as cool

[Rainbow Dash] 
Just like me 
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

[Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] 
So a contest we will see

[Rainbow Dash] 
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

[Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] 
In the world for me!

[Fluttershy] 
May the games

[Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash] 
Begin!

Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!