Get in the van, let’s begin
 Driving over Europe, thirty shows thirty days
 Ten hours spent laying in the loft
 Blackmailed in Spain by shady cops

 The road is long
 The floors are hard
 The van’s a mess
 There’s nowhere else I’d rather be

 Darken the cabin, turn on a movie
 We lose our minds, A.V.P.
 Arrive at the show somewhere new
 Foosball, bubble water, punk rock stew

 The road is long
 The floors are hard
 The van’s a mess
 There’s nowhere else we’d rather be