The planet of my dreams
 The earth, my earth
 Is bulging at the seams
 The earth, my earth
 It's full of many schemes
 And as the sunlight beams
 The glory of our sciences
 And militant alliances
 Reveal their basic worth
 Along the mounds of dead appliances!

The planet of my dreams
 The earth, my earth
 I hear it's muffled screams
 The earth, my earth
 And though it often seems
 From televison beams
 That ignorance is rampant there
 And govermental goons don't care
 I know that I shall not despair
 And cheat like all the rest
 I'll just keep on
 With what I do the best!

Cheat-cheedly-cheat! go ahead!
 I can't do it!
 Cheat-cheedly-cheat! go ahead!
 I can't do it!
 Cheat-cheedly-cheat! go ahead!
 I can't do it!
 Cheat-cheedly-cheat! go ahead!
 I can't do it!