Every week on Monday,
I kill ogres at six.
I spend five hours pwning them
and showing off my tricks.
Every week on Tuesday,
I fight kobolds at eight.
I’ll play online till 3 am
and never procreate.

Tank, Tank, Heal, Tank
Stab, Cast, Pwn
Kill, Kill, Respawn
Instance Zone
Epic, Blue, Green
Roll, Loot, Groan
Tank, Tank, Heal, Tank
Stab, Cast, Pwn!

I farm for rep on Wednesdays,
and Thursdays are a bore,
I do dailys all day long
‘cuz I am that hardcore.
On Fridays I am social
with all of my best friends.
We laugh and talk the night away
until our l33t raid ends.
 [bad word] 

On Saturdays, from one to ten,
my guild does epic raiding.
If I roll a ninety-​nine
I’ll do some gear upgrading.
Sundays are my favorite days
when I get relaxation.
I grind for gold to buy a mount
like its my occupation.
 [bad word]