lotta people ask me
Where the [bad word] I've been at the last few years [bad word]  I don't know
But I do know I'm back now, haha
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Dre, I'm down here under the ground
Dig me up, broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
60 [bad word]  all of them dyin' from asphyxia
After they sip [bad word] through Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads
Enough oxy cotton to send a [bad word]  ox to rehab
Whack job in a bag and a black stalkin' cap
Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxin' match

He can't say that, yes he can
I just did, [bad word]  now guess again
You better text message to your next of kin
Tell 'em [bad word] s about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a [bad word]  [bad word] in wetzy men

So [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  raggidy Ann and Andy
No, raggidy, Andy and Andy, no, it can't be, it can't be
Yes, it can be, the [bad word]  Antichrist is back
Danny and Satan in black satin panties

This is Amityville, calamity [bad word] it, insanity pills, [bad word] pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookie

Razor blades with me to make you bleed
Cases of Maybelline make up layin' on the table with weed
Slim Shady, [bad word] sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the [bad word]  toilet when you're takin' a pee
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Six [bad word] samples, 17 strands of hair
Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds

And glad bags, yeah, glad to be back
'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab [bad word]  doctor, I ain't understand a [bad word] word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that [bad word] 
Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened
Bitin' into a [bad word]  Vicadin like I'm a Viking
Oh, lighten the strikin', might be a [bad word]  sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, [bad word] Jason, it's Friday the 19th

That means is just a regular day
And this is the kind of [bad word] I think of regularly
[ From: [bad word] /www.elyrics.net/read/e/eminem-lyrics/underground-lyrics.html] [bad word]  [bad word] shouldn't have had her legs in the way
Now she's pregnant and [bad word]  missin' both legs and beggin' to stay
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground
 [bad word] the rain and thunder now
Nowhere [bad word]  [bad word] to now
I'll disappear, you'll wonder how
Lookin' for me, I'm underground

So tell the critics I'm back and [bad word]  to spit it back in abundance
Hit a [bad word] with onions and split a bag of Funyuns
Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shootin' animal
Light up a cannon and have him catapult addin' a dog

Captain of the cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit Jason Voorhees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his [bad word] and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal