the problem with saints (vocals by neil gaiman) (исполнитель: 8in8)
(Vocals by Neil Gaiman) I wish that Joan of Arc wouldn’t hang around the park Pronouncing that she won’t get burned again Her armour’s very shiny and her message is divine But I wish she’d take a day off now and then She said it clears your head when [bad word] back from the dead With your sword as sharp as anything that cuts And to prove it she bisected three young tourists from Utrecht Which rapidly displayed a lot of guts She says we need to raise a brand new army And the flag of France so proudly she unfurled And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated And the British will no [bad word] the world (She says) it was a mistake to let them burn her at the stake And she learned a lesson back there in the flames So she’s going to kill the queen and then she’ll rescue Old Orleans And it’s really hard to hang around with saints I think I ought to tell her that the English left in failure And they don’t go back to France except on hols But I saw her vivisect a man who wanted to correct her -- And the playground soon resembled grand guignol She says we need to raise a brand new army And she marched us round until we couldn’t stand She says the nation she abhors will soon be writhing on the floor And the British will no [bad word] her land And she’s waiting for the dauphin who [bad word] across the ocean, And knows that God agrees with [bad word] So I’m hoping that she’ll ignore my English accent in her war ‘Cause it’s really hard to hang around with saints She says we need to raise a brand new army And the flag of France so proudly she unfurled And the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcated And the British will no [bad word] the British will no [bad word] the British will no [bad word] the world!