I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers 
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight I got flows for hos with low self esteem and, 
more for those swallow protein. 
The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and, 
pays the rent inch after inch; 
but now I get fly with lyrics 
while you guys be on some [bad word] [bad word]  
Check out the way I take a mark for all that he's got and a whole lot more 
cuz when your drawers hit your ankles 
I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll. 
Oh [bad word] you just got lit by an illegitimate kid out the [bad word] and [bad word]  
Im cumin with styles you can't handle smoother than the velvet 
that was hanging from my mantle. 
So light a candle and praise yo' Lord 
Mickey Avalon's some [bad word] you can afford. 

All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans 
girl I'll smash your dreams 
All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans girl 

I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet 
If you want to party 
get my number and call me 
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie 
When you got some money [bad word] and get yo' jollies 
Quarantine in this California dream 
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline 
My foster parents told me that I could be 
anything I wanted to so I became me 
Mickey Avalon the kid [bad word] free 
serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery 
I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets 
filthy on the mike like lenny [bad word] used to be 
they had brooster in the pantry, 
howlin' like a banshee and 
even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly 

All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans 
girl I'll smash your dreams 
All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans girl 

In the Hollywood hills, 
swallowing pills, 
tipsy off scotch whiskey, 
sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills. 
I toast my (*mostas) from coast to coast, 
in penthouse suits 
with out any clothes. 
I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes 
But now I fly first class and 
bask in sun tanning booths. 
Hustling [bad word] dude for Quaaludes, 
out by the pool, 
in a baby blue bathing suit. 
Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice. 
I was payin dues while you was playin in school. 
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips. 
Here's an autographed picture for yo lil sis. 
My days of turning tricks are behind me, 
unless you got the time to wine and dine me. 

All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans 
girl I'll smash your dreams 
All up on the scene 
dipped in Vaseline 
in a mask and jeans girl 
[repeat]