Human Again
From "Beauty and the Beast"
Music and Lyrics by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman

I'll be cooking again, be good-looking again,
With a mademoiselle on each arm
When I'm human again, only human again
Poised and polish and gleaming with charm
I'll be courting again, chic and sporting again
Which should cause several husbands alarm

I'll hop down off this shelf, and tout de suite be myself
I can't wait to be human again

When we're human again, only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more

When we're human again, good and human again
O, cherie, won't it all be top drawer?I'll wear lipstick and rouge
And I won't be so huge
Why, I'll easily fit through that door
I'll exude savoir faire
I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human again

Little push, little shove, they could - whoosh - fall in love!

Ah, cherie won't it all be top drawer?
I'll wear lipstick and rouge, and I won't be so huge,
Why I'll easily fit through that door,
I'll exude savoir faire, I'll wear gowns, I'll have hair!
It's my prayer to be human again!

When we're human again, only human again
When the world once more starts making sense
I'll unwind, for a change (really? That'd be strange)
Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
In a shack by the sea, I'll sit back, sipping tea
Let my early [bad word] Far from fools made of wax, I'll get down to brass tacks and relax!

When I'm human again!
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell someone might break the spell any day now

Shine up the brass on the door
Alert the dust pail and broom
If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now

Open the shutters and let in some air
Put these here and put those over there
Sweep up the years, the sadness and tears and throw them away

We'll be human again, only human again
When the girl finally sets us all free
Cheeks a-blooming again, we're assuming again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
We'll be playing again, holidaying again
And we're praying it's ASAP
We will push, we will shove
They will both fall in love
And we'll finally be human again...

We'll be dancing again, we'll be twirling again
We'll whirling around with such ease
When we're human again, only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes
We'll be floating again, we'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding, as fine as you please

Like a real human does, I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn, when we're finally re-born
And we're all human again!