[bad word]  (Stewie)
 His name is stewie (I say)
 He's throwing you, a y party  [bad word] 
 I'm so in love with Stew
 The only baby who's got it all figured out
 You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right)
 he's gonna take over the world oneday

 Stewie:
 [bad word] to my y party
 have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi
 The women will converse with you about wealth
 or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health
 we're all celebrating with smiles on fold,
 as I make preperations to take over the world
 and just so it won't seem awfully strange
 I'll tell you right now whats going to change
 Beyoncé Knowles will massage my head,
 and i'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed,
 and Britney's husband will feel my rath,
 when my army makes the little [bad word] take a bath

 [bad word]  (Stewie)
 His name is stewie (That's right)
 He's throwing you, a y party (No [bad word] 
 I'm so in love with Stew
 The only baby who's got it all figured out
 You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right, ladies)
 he's gonna take over the world oneday

 Stewie:
 When [bad word] the world, I don't want to hear giggles,
 I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the Wiggles
 and maybe this is going out on a limb
 but i'll expect better jokes on According To Jim
 and Starbucks will use the words large and small
 not pretensious [bad word] like grande and tall
 and just to give babies a fighting chance
 i'll make it socially acceptable to [bad word] in your pants
 and curfew times will be no more
 you can stay out till 2 or 3 or 4
 but who's going to make you go to bed
 certainly not Lois, the [bad word] ll be dead

 [bad word]  (Stewie)
 His name is stewie (I'm Stewie, that's right)
 He's throwing you, a y party (I'm the craziest player)
 I'm so in love with Stew
 The only baby who's got it all figured out
 You better gonna get in on it now, (Yes indeed)
 he's gonna take over the world oneday

 Stewie:
 When [bad word] of the world, I'll use my might
 to put more Plinko on The Price is Right
 and Madonna will perform at my palace, live
 cause she still looks beautiful at 75
 and Banana Republic will feel my rage
 when I order them to stop asking me if
 I want a [bad word] 10% discount card, alright?
 all I want is this shirt, and these pants, okay,
 and I know you guys get like, like a [bad word]  everytime you sell one of these things, and that's great
 and your parents are probably really [bad word] proud of you...

 Stewie: (speaking ontop of the [bad word] 
 oh, Juniors got a job, he's doing well, 
 oh everythings honky dorey in the family
 oh, you know what, ok,
 right in the middle of a sentence there,
 and you [bad word] me, are you ladies 
 even listening to what I'm saying, hello, hello,
 [bad word] you, I will not be ignored, oh [bad word] 
 fine, i'll just go suck on Lois' breast or something
 [bad word] you all!