I know you can't understand my words
I bet you wish I had left
I walk and fumble but I'm still causing trouble
Because I'm [bad word] as [bad word] Sorry that I [bad word] on your couch
Sometimes [bad word] gets out of control
The last thing that I remember
Was something kinda clever
Like calling you and [bad word] Now do me a favor
And get the last one out of the freezer
The sun is up
Still [bad word] Talking [bad word] don't give a [bad word] Raid the fridge
Ate your food
Party like a total dude
People say I will regret it when I get my hangover
I'd regret it even more if spend the night sober
At war with earth
Nothing I fear
Weed, speed metal, liquor and beer! [bad word] AS [bad word]  (repeat with all your friends)