We're tiny, we're toony

We're all a little loony

And in this cartoony

We're invading your TV

 [bad word] dispensers

We crack up all the censors

On Tiny Toon Adventures

Get a dose [bad word] 

So here's Acme Acres

It's a whole wide world apart

Our home sweet home, it stands alone

cartoon work of art

The scripts were rejected

Expect the unexpected

Cause Tiny Toon Adventures

is about to start

They're furry, they're funny

They're Babs and Buster Bunny

Montana Max has money

Elmyra is a pain

There's Hamton and Plucky

Dizzy Devil's yucky

Furrball's unlucky 

and Go-Go is insane

At Acme Looniversity 

We earn our toon degree

The teaching staff's 

Been getting laughs since 1933

We're tiny, we're toony

We're all a little loony 

It's Tiny Toon Adventures
 [bad word] and join the fun.

And now our song is done!