LYRICS:
 I'm a right-clicka
 I'm an iBook flippa
 Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
 Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
 Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC!

 USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know
 watch my data flow
 From [bad word] line prompts
 Black backgrounds, no special sauce
 Well I've only been around since '84
 But my ease of use has done so much more
 From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
 To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
 So clickable, design is lickable
 My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
 Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
 Then I swap it with generic
 cause the port is hot

 If you see life through an LCD
 Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?

 Take a look at Vista
 enjoy the view
 I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
 cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast
 turn the arrow on and lick the glass
 Tiger's fast as [bad word]  But Leopard's got the boom
 Time machine is mad mean
 you're absurd - what's a zune?
 Middle name: innovate
 All features integrate
 Now stay the [bad word] out of my developers' conferences!
 Nonsenses - I'm networking
 You're not working
 Stop staring at your built-in webcam
 YouTube surfing
 Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh [bad word] even says I'm the best

 He is the best with his videos
 And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro

 Mac, PC, and Me, At Last

 When [bad word] IT'S iPOD!
 Talk IT'S AN iPHONE!
 Stuff I gotta have no matter what
 It's an iLOAN!
 I want an Intel, plus CS3,
 but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed
 Listenin to Steve
 [bad word]  Everybody fits with me
 All the applications wanna get with my virility
 At any time
 Yo, it might go off
 And you can ride it
 Til it's Micro-Soft
 Huh! Pay attention
 I got a new invention
 Steal your next idea
 At the MacWorld Convention
 But guess what
 You'll always be behind
 Cuz Mac is a state of mind