Scrambled eggs
 Oh my baby how I love your legs
 Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
 Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle fries
 Oh my darling how I love your thighs
 Not as much as I love waffle fries
 Oh have you tried
 The waffle fries

They are so [bad word] good
 That they should be illegal
 They're like regular fires
 But they're shaped like a waffle

Chicken wings…
 (chicken wings? no, no no. i'm vegetarian, no chicken wings)

Tofu wings
 Oh my baby when hear you sing
 All I think about is tofu wings
 Oh did you bring the tofu wings

There's a place I know
 Where I go for kick [bad word] wings
 We could even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs
 Oh my baby how I love your legs
 Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
 Oh lets go get
 Some scrambled eggs

Mmmm hmmm mmm
 Mmmm hmmm mmm