Oh Say Can You Say 
Said a book-reading parrot named Hooey, 
“The words in this book are all phooey. 
When you say them, your lips 
will make slips and back flips 
and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!” 

Fresh Fresher Freshest 
Do you like fresh fish? 
It’s just fine at Finney’s Diner. 
Finney also has some fresher fish 
that’s fresher and much finer. 
But his best fish is his freshest fish 
and Finney says with pride, 
“The finest fish at Finney’s 
is my freshest fish, French-fried!” 

SO… 
don't order the fresh 
or the fresher fish. 
At Finney’s if you’re wise, 
you'll say, 
“Fetch me the finest 
French-fried freshest 
fish that Finney fries!” 

Dinn’s Shin 
We have a dinosaur named Dinn. 
Dinn’s thin. Dinn doesn’t have much skin. 
And the bones fall out 
of his left front shin. 
Then we have to call in Pinner Blinn,  [bad word] with his handy shin-pin bin 
and with a thin Blinn shinbone pin, 
Blinn pins Dinn’s shinbones right back in. 

Bed Spreader Bread Spreader 
Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. 
Bread Spreaders spread butters on breads. 
And that Bed Spreader better 
watch out how he’s spreading… 
or that Bread Spreader’s 
sure going to butter his bedding. 

Ape Cakes Grape Cakes 
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, 
the greedy ape said as he ate, 
“The greener green grapes are, 
the keener keen apes are 
to gobble green grape cakes. 
They’re GREAT!” 

Are you having trouble 
in saying this stuff? 
It’s really quite easy for me. 
I just look in the mirror 
and see what I say, 
and then I just say what I see. 

Now let’s talk about MONEY! 
You should leave your Grox home 
when you travel by air. 
If you take him along, 
they charge double fare. 
And your Grox must be packed 
and locked in a Grox Box, 
which costs much, much more 
than a little old fox box. 
So it’s heaps a lot cheaper 
to fly with your foxes 
than waste all that money 
on boxes for Groxes. 

And, what do you think costs more?… 
Simple Thimble 
Or 
Single Shingle? 
simple thimble could cost less 
Than a single shingle would, I guess. 
So I think that the single shingle should 
Cost more than the simple thimble would. 

Eat at Skipper Zipp’s 
If you like to eat potato chips 
And chew pork chops on clipper ships, 
I suggest that you chew 
few chips and a chop 
At Skipper Zipp’s Clipper Ship Chip Chop Shop. 

And if your tongue 
Is getting queasy, 
Don’t give up. 
The next one’s EASY! 

The Fuddnuddlers 
There are so many things 
That you really should know. 
And that’s why I’m bothering 
Telling you so. 
You should know the first names 
Of the Fuddnuddler Brothers 
Who like to pile each on the heads of the others. 
If you start at the top, 
There are Bipper and Bud 
And Skipper and Jipper 
And Jeffrey and Jud, 
Horatio, Horace and Hendrix and Hud, 
And [bad word] Dinwoodie and Dinty and Dud, 
Also Fitzsimmon and Frederick and Fud, 
And Slinkey and Stinkey and Stuart and Stud. 
And, down at the bottom 
Is poor little Lud. 
But if Lud ever sneezes, 
His name will be MUD. 

Quack Quack! 
We have two ducks. One blue. One black. 
And when our blue duck goes "Quack-quack" 
our black duck quickly quack-quacks back. 
The quacks Blue quacks make her quite a quacker 
but Black is a quicker quacker-backer. 

AND...speaking of quacks 
reminds me of cracks 
and stacks and sacks 
and shacks and Schnacks. 
SO... oh say can you say, 
"I have cracks in my shack, 
I have smoke in my stack, 
and I think there's a Schnack 
in the sack on my back!" 

West Beast East Beast 
Upon an island hard to reach, 
The East Beast sits upon his beach. 
Upon the west beach sits the West Beast. 
Each beach