I wasn't naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice 
Didn't kick the dog much or give my brother lice 
So don't bring me no [bad word] ball, don't want no Gameboy at all, 
I want a gun for Christmas! 

Listen to me Santa, I ain't playin' round 
Got Mrs. Claus right by my side, she is gagged and bound, 
If you wanna see her again, 
Better leave me a brand new Mac-10, 
I want a gun for Christmas!