My beloved monster and me
We go everywhere together
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
Gets us through all kinds of weather 

She will always be the only thing
 [bad word] between me and the awful sting
 [bad word] from living in a world that's so [bad word] mean 

My beloved monster is tough
If she wants she will disrobe you
But if you lay her down for a kiss
Her little heart it could explode 

She will always be the only thing
 [bad word] between me and the awful sting
 [bad word] from living in a world that's so [bad word] mean 

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