Half-Boyfriend (исполнитель: Jay Brannan)
I don t know where we re going but I know we ve gone too far and I hope it isn t showing but I think I love you and I can t believe you re leaving just when I let you in and when you had me believing I could feel again I could give a million reasons why we should not be friends our moods change like the seasons when my mood ends your mood begins and you re a tease, you re a [bad word] you re a loudmouth [bad word] and a big talker, but that s okay you ll grow up someday [bad word] you re the pill I never wanted to take an anti-misanthrope mine was the heart I never thought you would break my one hope was that I d survive you I ve shown up for you in ways that boy never would but I know you ll go back to him and maybe you should, but I hope you don t go backwards cuz I m going on ahead and one day you ll wish that you had stuck with me instead [bad word] as I wander through union square I remember when you followed me there you were the stalker I kinda wanted to have being your half-boyfriend was only half bad [bad word]