The Greatest Place on Earth (исполнитель: Rebel Son)
I live in the land of cotton, I was born in Dixieland Home of the loveliest ladies alive, by far the finest brand And I love making dates in all thirteen states, I love to treat myself To satisfaction guaranteed, they sure to be, everything that's anywere else All the ladie's love can feel so fine, in the Florida sunshine And that sweet young yellow rose of Texas allways show's me a good time And we sure had some fun celebrating going on, with some beautiful Virginia bells And my heart's allways in Dixie and Alabama, yes mam their women love well [bad word] Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States And it's home sweet home to me and all the women there look so great And it's made me proud to wave my stars and bars, ever since my birth Yeah the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth No there is nothing like a sweet Georgia peach, giving you a great big o' kiss Or smootching on a sweet Magnolian by the big river, down in all mist And all the volunteers who volunteer in Tennesse allways feel great And in Missouri you'll never believe what they showed me in the "Show Me-State" [bad word] Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States And it's home sweet home to me and all the women there look so great And it's made me proud to wave my stars and bars, ever since my birth Yeah the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth -solo- In Arkansas you can have a ball, in the land of opportunity Or hold a sweet pretty [bad word] lying in the blue grass out in Kentucky Or play with some pretty Luisiana boobies at Mardi gras in New Orleans And all the vaginas in the Carolina are the best i've ever seen [bad word] Nowhere is their land and what is grand is our Confederate States And i'm proud to be [bad word] and with women who look so great And that's why I fly my flag up high like I've done since my birth Cause' the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on earth Yeah without a doupt, the South is just the greatest place, the greatest place on Earth The greatest place on Earth