Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp
Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp
Yeah, yeah, yeah

He's always on the ball
And he stands at 6 foot tall
And he loves to play the game
And we love to call his name

He's a man with style and grace
Yes he's always in the right place
Oh Mr Bergkamp, oh yeah, it's [bad word] He's there for me and you
Oh Mr Bergkamp, oh yeah, it's [bad word] He knows just what to do

Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp
Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp

He's got everything we need
Yes he's very good indeed
Whether orange or in red
Mr Bergkamp keeps his head

He's a man with style and grace
Yes he's always in the right place
Oh Mr Bergkamp, oh yeah, it's [bad word] He's there for me and you
Oh Mr Bergkamp, oh yeah, it's [bad word] He knows just what to do

He's Mr Bergkamp (Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp)
He's Mr Bergkamp (Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp)
Oh he's Mr Bergkamp (Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp)
He's Mr Bergkamp (Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp, Mr Bergkamp