Dad, I think I'm [bad word]  These guys are beautiful all day
 Mom, I'm your new daughter
 God only knows my girlfriends are so ashamed

 Oh, ohh
 Oh yeah
 Oh
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin out on you
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin out on you

 Dad, I'm still on [bad word]  And I'm more popular than ever before
 Mom, I'm so depressed
 I'm popping so much prozac
 Doctors are impressed

 Oh, oh
 Oh, yeah
 Oh
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you

 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 Oh yeah
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you
 I'm super hyper spastic, yeah
 I lost my  drive and I'm holdin' out on you