Workin' on a laptop, close to the end
 of a job I've been doing since half past ten
 I don't believe that it's frozen again,
 the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;
 I don't believe that it's frozen again,
 the system has gone down-O.

 So I took it down to the help desk guy,
 and I said "make it better or I'm gonna cry."
 He said, "I'm sorry, [bad word] has died,
 and the data can no longer be found-o, found-o, found-o."
 He said, "I'm sorry [bad word] has died,
 the data can no longer be found-O."

 To the roof with the laptop I did go
 over to the edge and I gave it a throw,
 and when it arrived seven stories below
 it really made a mighty fine sound-o, sound-o, sound-o,
 and when it arrived seven stories below,
 it really made a mighty fine sound-O.

 Well, that didn't do enough to ease my pain
 so I went down to Dulles and I got on a plane
 Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault,
 and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-o, down-o, down-o."
 Sayin' "This is all Billy Gates's fault,
 and I'm gonna be trackin' him down-O."

 Touched down in Seattle and got off the plane
 Hit Starbucks to get out of the rain
 Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
 full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-o, brown-o, brown-o,
 Paid all of my dough for a thimble of joe
 full o' foam and the cinnamon brown-O.

 When the Gates found out about my plan
 he packed up his bag, turned tail and ran
 Megalo-man took it out on the lam
 and hid way underground-o, ground-o, ground-o.
 Megalo-man took it out on the lam
 and hid way underground-O.

 Well the Gates been [bad word]  ever since that day,
 he thinks he can hide but he can't get away.
 When I finally find his little skinny behind
 Gonna kick it all over this town-o, town-o, town-o.
 When I finally find his little skinny behind
 Gonna kick it all over this town.