Smithers: "Here are several fine young men, who I'm sure will go far. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Ramones!"

Mr. Burns: "Ah, These minstrels will sooth my jangled nerves."

The Ramones: "I'd just like to say, this gig sucks!"
"Hey, up yours Springfield"

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Happy Birthday To You!
(Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday To You!
(Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday Burnsie,
Happy Birthday To You!

"Go to [bad word] you old [bad word] "

"Hey, I think they liked us."

Burns: "Have the Roling Stones killed."

Smithers: "But sir, they aren't..."

Burns: "Do as I say!"