luber, i want to hug you 
i want to tell your mom to love you 
cuz my mom loves me 
she taught me to use the yellow pages 
and my dad loves me 
he listens when i have a [bad word] thing to say 

you got your dreams 
they’re about the Birthday Party 
i’ve got my dreams 
whatever they used to be 

luber, on your birthday 
i will answer your 1000 questions 
luber let me help you 
it will ease my conscience 

what would it be 
if you knew were saving my soul 
and what would you think 
if you knew you were the toast of my town