Your eyes are all wet now
 You know that I’m lying
 I swear I was only protecting your heart

 But there are some reasons
 And also some pictures
 Which if you saw they would rip you apart
 And I won’t watch you cry
 Goodbye, I’m an [bad word] 
 I’m almost a tall guy
 And fairly good looking
 So people they [bad word] me but sometimes they’re wrong
 I have often wondered
 Which one was the taller
 My old alexander or kubla khan
 And would they watch you cry
 Goodbye, I’m an [bad word] 
 I was a pig
 And never no good
 Now you can see through the streams in your eyes every nickel is wood

 Your lines are all fading
 Your model’s all last year
 I am still a young man and I need a new car

 Your friends will all hate me
 But I know I’m smarter
 I’m in love with a fan and she thinks I’m a star
 And she will never
 So I won’t ever
 I won’t watch you cry
 Goodbye
 I won’t watch you cry
 Goodbye, I’m an [bad word]