Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis.
Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
Outsider art made by mental defectives.
Enjoying opry that ain't grand or [bad word] Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
Your minds are opening! Take it home!
Eating tapas
Freestyle rap-as.
Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
We finally experienced cultural things
And now they don't seem
So lame!