At home
sitting in my favorite nook
My girls trying to get me eat some dinner she cooked
I'm reading a book, girl
I'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book

On the shoulder
I got pulled over
Pigs trynna get me, roll my window lower
I'm reading a book, pig
I'm reading a book
Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book

Why are all these people always [bad word] me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book

I'm at the library, where they call me a crook
I never even pay for my library books
I take them from the shelf
and if anyone looks i say
I'm reading a book, man 
I'm reading a book

At a stupid birthday party for some stupid kid
take a book from a present 
They were supposed to be his
Now i'm about to find out what happens to Captain Hook
Cause i'm reading your book, kid
I'm reading your book

Why are all these people always [bad word] me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?

(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book

If you ever [bad word] me
you can bet your gonna see
the nasty me, the nasty me, the nasty me

I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever [bad word] me while i'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, i'm reading a book
don't you ever inte...

(Bagpipe)