By The Roaring Lion (1934)

I'm warning men be wise
In choosing your girlfriends take my advice
There is a lot to lose
For much depends on the one you choose
You like [bad word] in life, unity and a peace loving wife?
But that can only be
if you observe my philosophy

So if you want to be happy and live a king's life
never make a pretty woman your wife
If you want to be happy and live a king's life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
All you gotta do is just as I say
Then you would be jolly, merry and [bad word] 
That's from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you
Therefore from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you.

pretty woman makes her husband look small
Ah mean, and very often cause his downfall
Soon as she marry there and then she'll start
To do the things that would break his heart
When you think that she's belonging to you
She's calling somebody else dou dou too
Therefore from a logical point of view
Is best to love a woman uglier than you
Therefore from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You can be sure you'll be happy in all your life
She would never do things in a funny way
Or allow the neighbours to have anything to say
She wouldn't disregard her husband at all
By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul
So from a logical point of view
Is best to love a woman uglier than you
Therefore from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you.

Well, an ugly woman gives you your meals on time
And always try to make you happy in mind
At nights when you lay up on your cozy bed
She will coax, caress you and scratch your head
And like a bird call you nice names as "silver beak",
"Toy", "chick" or even "sucrier martinique"
So from a logical point of view
Is best to love a woman uglier than you
Therefore from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you.