When the crypt goes creak, 
And the tombstones quake.  [bad word] out for a swinging wake. 
Happy haunts materialize, 
And begin to vocalize. 
Grim grinning [bad word] out to socialize. 

Now don't close your eyes, 
And don't try to hide. 
Or a silly spook may sit by your side. 
Shrouded in a daft disguise, 
They pretend to terrorize. 
Grim grinning [bad word] out to socialize. 

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, 
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree. 
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, 
Start to shriek and harmonize. 
Grim grinning [bad word] out to socialize. 

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell, 
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell. 
Restless bones etherialize, 
Rise as spooks of every size. 

If you would like to join our jamboree, 
There's a [bad word] [bad word]  
Mortals pay a token fee. 
Rest in peace, the haunting's free. 
So hurry back, we would like [bad word] 
~
Music by Buddy Baker and lyrics by F. Xavier Atencio