I was striking suave, ambitious
 Feet to beak, so birdylicious
 Now I'm vial, I am villain, and vicious, oh and malicious

 I was tall, a TV show, women too
 I was just whole, over 1 foot 2
 Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
 That's why I am so evil why I do what I do

[He was superstar] So young and vital
 [He nasty] South-American Idol
 [He's a suspicious bird] Who sad that about me
[very vicious bird] I'll have you rotisseried

 I was the king of telling novellas
 The envy of all the other fellows
 Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious
 [bad word] Paraguayan name

 [He's a nasty bird] I'm insidious
 [He's nasty] Oh I'm hideous
 [He was a real macaw] I'm a [bad word] 
 [An obscene bird] Yeah that word's [bad word] 

 I'm a feathery freak
 With a beak
 bird murderer
 You think you're better than me
 I never heard of ya
 I'm evil
 I fill your cheese ball with weavils
 I [bad word] on people and I blame on the seagulls
 It was him

 [He's a nasty bird] I'm invincible
 [He's nasty] I'm unminceable
 I'm unwashable, unrinceaple
 Like an abandoned school
 I have no principal

 All of you Brazilian birds
 All 18 million birds
 I'll tell you what I'm going to do
 I'm going to make you

 Shut up now, shut up
 It's just me

 I will make you ugly too

 Ha ha ha
 Did you hear how dramatic that was
 With the end